Turned off javascript or using a browser without it altogether?
You're my kind of people, good for you! Everything should work
on this website (aside from video and tweet embeds), the only thing you
might be missing is the easter eggs I left for anyone who browses over with
javascript enabled and their web console visible. I print a couple of
different ascii art drawings depending on section of pages someone looks
at, but you can view source and see all of em here.